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MIKE AND DAVE NEED WEDDING DATES (Rated R)

Unlike the most recent review of a family friendly animated film, this column turns sharply in the other direction with “Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates,” where the “R” rating should be considered nothing short of a very hard-R.

This raunchy comedy, which deserves its adult rating for a smorgasbord of drug use, nudity, crude sexual content, profanity and general deviancy, seems modestly inspired by “Wedding Crashers,” yet taking the concept to another level.

What might be surprising is that the premise of two rowdy brothers needing “respectable” female dates for a family wedding is based on the true story of Mike and Dave Stangle posting an ad on Craigslist that goes viral and lands them on “The Wendy Williams Show.”

The screen versions of Mike and Dave are Adam Devine and Zac Efron respectively. Mike, the older sibling, is impulsive and a bit of a hothead. Dave is a little less prone to making trouble, but when paired with his brother all hell breaks loose.

Still in their 20s, Mike and Dave are New York liquor distributors who certainly don’t mind sampling their product, often to excess. This is what bothers their parents (Stephen Root and Stephanie Faracy) when the time comes for another family reunion.

The film has the promising start of any good raunchy comedy by highlighting the antics of the brothers as they invariably show up stag for a family gathering, get stinking drunk and proceed to destroy everything from wedding cakes to furniture.

With Mike and Dave’s little sister Jeanie (Sugar Lyn Beard) getting married in Hawaii, the parents stage an intervention with their unruly sons to demand that they bring nice girls as dates so that, theoretically, the wedding won’t be wrecked.

Thus begins the “audition” process as Mike and Dave go on a succession of double dates to find the right pair of girls to join them on the lure of an all-expense paid trip to the dream vacation destination of a Hawaii.

As you can imagine, the response to the online ad is overwhelming and Mike and Dave interview a strange field of candidates, from grungy girls to weird hippie chicks, paranoid girls and militant feminists, twin girls that look like guys and even girls that are guys.

But the brothers didn’t count on Tatiana (Aubrey Plaza) and Alice (Anna Kendrick). In a very deceptive manner, these two girls seek out Mike and Dave and charm their way into the winning spot as wedding dates.

Unknown to the brothers, Tatiana and Alice are pretty intense, crazy, down-on-their-luck waitresses, tough chicks who decide they need a break and transform themselves into nice, sweet, respectable-looking women.

Not until they get to Hawaii do Mike and Dave realize they have met their match with Tatiana and Alice, both of them capable of drinking anyone under the table and causing even more mischief than the Stangle siblings could imagine.

Of course, there’s a slow build-up to the coming explosion of bad behavior. For Alice, who had been recently dumped at the altar, the sudden reality of a happy wedding is too much to bear as she drowns her sorrows in booze and drugs.

The real wild card, however, is Tatiana, a tough cookie from Philadelphia who is ready to party and go on adventures. While pretending to be what she is not, Tatiana has to fend off the advances of a smitten Mike, who feels he may have found the right girl after all.

Not surprisingly, wedding plans start to go awry and the brothers are only partially at fault. Well, maybe they should take all the blame. Accidents happen with an off-road vehicle, and Jeanie finds herself looking a little worse for the wear.

Alice unwisely convinces Jeanie to relax with copious amounts of drugs and a sexually suggestive massage at the resort’s spa. One thing leads to another, and suddenly the groom Eric (Sam Richardson), a mellow dude oblivious to the goings-on, starts to have second thoughts.

Of course, Mike and Dave, though hardly far from innocent of any shenanigans, will be held accountable for any mayhem that results. And, indeed, it would be an understatement to say things get out-of-hand.

Arguably, Alice and Tatiana, going completely out of control, steal the show from the idiot brothers, and as a result, “Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates” could just as easily been titled “Tatiana and Alice Go Wild.”

In any event, regardless of top billing, Dave and Alice and Mike and Tatiana create the oddball coupling of schemers and hard-charging party animals so that “Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates” offers the raunchy laughs, though fitfully, to be expected from this type of comedy.

Tim Riley writes film and television reviews for Lake County News.

Archery with lighted arrow nocks

Question: We are bow hunters and are wondering if there are any regulations against using lighted arrow nocks?

They turn on when shot from your bow and stay on until you turn them off. They operate by a small lithium battery and will stay on for many hours if needed.

The light makes it easier to follow the path of the arrow once released and will stay on until retrieved from the animal or wherever it ends up. (Joe G., Grass Valley)

Answer: There are no prohibitions against using lighted nocks so long as they don’t emit a directional beam of light.

“Notwithstanding the general prohibition of the use of lights in Fish and Game Code section 2005, arrows or crossbow bolts with lighted nocks that do not emit a directional beam of light may be used” (California Code of Regulations, Title 14, section 354(d)).

A nock is the slotted portion at the back of the arrow that sits against the bow string and holds the arrow in place until the archer is released.

Fishing with multiple rods in Tomales Bay

Question: In ocean and/or bays, such as Tomales Bay by Lawson's Landing, is a second rod stamp required?

Is a second rod stamp required to catch California halibut with multiple rods in Tomales Bay? (John C., Roseville)

Answer: A second rod stamp is not required to fish with multiple rods in Tomales Bay. A second rod stamp only applies to inland waters defined under CCR Title 14, section 1.53.

Restrictions on gear in the ocean pertain to certain areas such as San Francisco Bay and certain species such as groundfish and salmon.

Legal to mount waterfowl to give away?

Question: I was given a few ducks and some geese by a hunter in Fresno. These ducks have tags and the hunter provided me with an affidavit stating they were gifted.

I don’t have time to mount these anymore. Can I give them away for free since I don’t have a federal permit?

Also, I have a few ducks that I mounted for myself but would now like to part with them. Can I give them away for free as well? (Christina T.)

Answer: Yes. And for the gifted ducks and geese, once you are ready to give them away to someone else, you will also need to pass along any paperwork you received with them to the person you are passing the ducks and geese along to (Code of Federal Regulations Title 50, Part 20, sections 20.36-20.40).

How to check that a fishing guide has all licenses and insurance?

Question: I’m thinking of hiring a fishing guide for a trip. How can I check to make sure he has all the necessary licenses and insurance? (Barry N.)

Answer: To see if the guide is licensed and in good standing through the California Department of Fish and Wildlife (CDFW), please go to www.wildlife.ca.gov/licensing/guide and click on the licensed hunting and fishing guides link. This will provide you with the names of individuals with a valid California Fishing Guide license.

The license authorizes them to guide their fishing clients for money or compensation, but will not confirm that they carry insurance or any other credentials.

Your best bet will be to ask around about their reputations at a local fishing or sporting goods store or get a referral from past clients.

You should also ask the prospective guide to show you proof that they carry insurance and/or any other credentials.

Hoop netting with a winch

Question: I have a simple question about recreational hoop netting. Can I use an electrical device like an “Ace Hauler” to aid in the retrieval of my hoop nets?

It uses an electrical motor to aid in the work. You just wrap the rope around the wheel and pull. The motor does most of the work. If this is legal, are there any restrictions on the use of such a device? (Karl P.)

Answer: There are no regulations prohibiting the use of manual winches by sportfishers to assist in pulling crab traps or hoop nets.

Use of power-driven winches is prohibited north of Point Arguello, but there is an exception for handling crab traps or nets (see CCR Title 14, section 28.70).

Carrie Wilson is a marine environmental scientist with the California Department of Fish and Wildlife. While she cannot personally answer everyone’s questions, she will select a few to answer each week in this column. Please contact her at This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it. .

LUCERNE, Calif. – Marymount California University’s Lakeside Campus in Lucerne is still accepting applications for the fall 2016 semester, which begins on Aug. 22.

Residents of Lake, Mendocino and Sonoma counties are encouraged to apply to finish a bachelor’s degree in psychology, business or liberal arts.

Classes offered are upper-division, degree-completion classes.

To qualify, a student must have completed their lower division classes, or the equivalent of an associate's degree.
    
Tuition for local students has been reduced substantially and is now comparable to tuition at California State Universities. 

A reduced tuition rate, classes which take place in the evenings, and a location in Lucerne, means students do not need to leave Lake County to earn a university degree.

In addition, because classes are held in the evenings, students who have jobs may take classes while working during the day.

For more information on enrolling for the fall semester, call Enrollment Coordinator Kathy Windrem at the Lucerne Campus at 310-303-7699.

Online applications can be made on the university Web site at www.marymountcalifornia.edu .

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NORTHERN CALIFORNIA – Debra was born in Buffalo, Wyo., to Donna Watchous West and Glen West. 

She passed from this life on July 17, 2016, in St. Helena, Calif. An accomplished craftsman and her love of flipping houses was well known.

She is survived by Sally West, Heather Regan, Summer Regan-Lampert, John and Anthony Ramirez and families in Louisiana and Texas.

A celebration of her amazing life will be held at 11 a.m. Aug. 6 with a luncheon gathering at her home on Island Circle in the Keys.

For further information, please contact Chapel of the Lakes Mortuary at 707-263-0357 or 707-994-5611, or visit www.chapelofthelakes.com .

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LAKE COUNTY, Calif. – Napa Auto Parts of Lake County has honored Habitat for Humanity Lake County with a donation of $2,000 in support of Fire Rebuild Fund.

Deanne Padel, owner of Napa Auto Lake County said, “I’ve been inspired to give back to the community during its time of need, after the support Lake County has shown Napa Auto over the years.”
 
The funds for this gift to Habitat for Humanity Lake County were derived from their sales event that was partnered with NASCAR.  Up and coming race car driver Chase Elliot was on hand to sign autographs.
 
Donations to the Fire Rebuild Fund can be made by mail to Habitat for Humanity Lake County CA Inc., PO Box 1830, Lower Lake CA 95457, or visit www.lakehabitat.org to donate with Paypal.

All donations made will be used to provide homes for displaced victims of the 2015 fires.

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